If you’re looking for Severance series products, this curated selection was made just for you.
It goes beyond simple consumption: it’s a way to bring the aesthetics, symbolism, and silent rituals of Lumon into the real world.
Therefore, each item here was chosen with intention.
If you’ve spent too much time in those white hallways (or at least watching those who have), you might be ready to carry a piece of that reality with you.
Additionally, this selection includes items that feel like they came straight from Lumon’s offices, as well as official merchandise for true fans — all presented with a level of visual care that even Ms. Cobel would approve.
⏰ Lumon Timepieces
Time control isn’t just routine — it’s ritual.
That’s why we selected clocks that combine classic style with silent precision and an institutional charm — perfect for any Lumon employee’s desk.
📓 Corporate Notebooks
Not every memory stays in your mind. Some are meant to be recorded.
These notebooks evoke silence, formality, and a controlled surface — a space where you can write freely… or, if you’re lucky, slip a message to your outer self. Just hope the elevator sensors don’t catch it.
💡 Lighting and Controlled Environments
At Lumon, even the light seems to know when to turn on.
These lamps aren’t just sources of light — they are ambient instruments. As such, they reinforce the institutional, silent atmosphere of Lumon’s workspaces, where even turning on a lamp feels calculated.
Do you want subtle lighting for Irving-style reflection? A ceremonial glow like the Wellness Room? Or simply a visual point of control?
These lamps help build an environment with the same silent austerity Lumon is known for.
🎁 Official Severance Merchandise
You won’t find just inspired pieces here — some speak directly from the world of Severance — or maybe snuck out of a prep department drawer.
This is the section where fans find what they’re looking for: mugs with iconic phrases, posters Kier would be proud of, and perfect decorations for a space filled with silence and supervision.
📔 Lumon Notebook
👕 Uniforms for Innie and Outie Alike
Whether you’re heading to the office or the break room (or can’t tell the difference anymore), these t-shirts let you carry a bit of Lumon with you — visibly.
Perfect for corporate rebels, wellness enthusiasts, or anyone who feels Kier is watching… lovingly or otherwise.
🧥 Statements from the Outer Self
Not everything from Lumon is meant to be hidden. These Severance Series Products — in the form of t-shirts — carry some of the most iconic, and absurd, phrases from the show, printed proudly for the world to see.
☕ Mugs and Tumblers from the Doctrine
🧩 Stickers
💌 Greeting Cards
🧠 Oddities from the Break Room
Some items seem too strange to be real — yet they carry the undeniable seal of Lumon logic. These are the oddities that somehow slipped through quality control… or were intentionally designed to confuse, amuse, or disarm.
From party balloons with unsettling facial prints to birthday cards with facts no outie should ever read, these products straddle the line between sincere corporate culture and psychological warfare — which, of course, is the Lumon way.
🎬 Official Media
✨ Conclusion
Lumon may divide memories, but no one can compartmentalize aesthetic taste.
This collection of Severance series products speaks to identity, space, and belonging. Choose the items that resonate with your inner self… or give your outer self something they’ll never know where it came from.
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